The Minecraft Fuckhouse history

The Fuckworld server was created by Jovana with help from Clay (Big Slappy) on 18/12/2019.

Bad bitchez:

 * Jovana
 * Selina
 * Neh

People with claimed rooms:

 * Kafka
 * Nicole
 * Kale
 * Jesse
 * Shark
 * Ana (Jovana's sister)

People who would but are not playing:

 * Jane
 * Kim
 * Nicole
 * Clay

Rust, the Snow Guardian
Jovana created the Snow Golem guardian on the 2nd day. Debating on a name, the golem was named Rust. Rust sadly became the victim of undeserved imprisonment by the hands of Jovana, claiming the snow trail Rust leaves behind to be a valid reason (insulting Rust by saying it is "squarting"). Selina strongly disagreed and broke the iron bars, allowing Rust to freely roam the base inside and outside. This caused a terrible fight between the two which was entertainment to Neh, leaving Selina sour and disappointed he could laugh with the poor treatment of the golem and the fighting between his friends. Again. Neh. you disappointed us, just like you will/did with the dream-channel-voring, you and Jovana are deserving of the Yoda Pit. Please reconsider your sense of humor.

The Iron Guardian
Selina created the Iron Golem guardian on the 3rd day. Jovana gave the only name suggestion, "Thiccholas", which was not fully accepted by the community for it left Neh silent and Selina concerned the golem would get bullied in golem school and just gave them various "guardian nicknames" based on their title of Fuckhouse Guardian until a new meeting was planned. Sadly, a new debate never came for the golem was missing too, leaving the crew in distress. Selina searched the surrounding woods where the Guardian tended to stroll but found no trace of the big friend, in tears she returned home. In following time Jovana visited a nearby village and saw another iron golem, noting on their poor condition she speculated this golem to be the Fuckhouse Guardian and was tempted on taking them back. Unknown what made her not use a leash, she used a cheating command which resulted in Herobrine's enragement, punishment followed as 400 mobs teleported straight to Jovana's position, killing her instantly. Selina was included in the mass teleport, she did make it out alive.

Accomplishments

 * Created a great sustainable farm.You_attack_us_we_attack_back.png
 * Added the cursed Seaman image to warn off The Mean Pillagers From Down the Lane.
 * Blew up the tower of The Mean Pillagers From Down the Lane.
 * Found wolves, tamed wolves, wolves friend.
 * Stole Found cat, tamed cat, cat friend.
 * Made the base look really cool.
 * Neh founded the last needed Ender Eye, completing the collection needed to active the Ender Portal. The fight with the fearsome End Beauty "The Ender Dragon" took place at the 12th of January 2020.